Thief 1 and Thief 2
1: Aha! Finally, hello beautiful
2: Flattery won’t save your life.
1: I was talking about the diamond.
2: Hand it over.
1: (throws 2 the stick) So you wanted that?
2: What- what kind of idiot would throw their enemy their only weapon?
1: The kind who’s gonna make a run for it! (Tries to run but gets blocked)
2: I- I can’t. I do have standards you know. Just pick up that damn thing and fight me (motions to stick in a case).
1: Well, if I don’t do that then we can’t fight and we just wait for the security guard to sweep through here.
2: And we both get sent to jail
1: But the diamond is safe. Besides, that thing’s an antique!
2: (goans) It’s just a stick!
1: (looking at the card) Just a stick- This stick was used by King Richard the second during the –
2: Pick up the damn stick!
1: (picks up the stick) If you scratch this thing-[Fight starts]
1: So the big plan is to steal the diamond from me? Why didn’t you just wait until I left? You couldn’t just wait by the bus stop?
2: You took a bus?
1: Look, cars in New York are expensive, we’re on a bit of a budget.
2: I’m dealing with amateurs. Do you even know the significance of the diamond?
1: It’s- it’s a diamond man, it’s going to be a major payday.
2: You’re going to sell the diamond?
1: No. I’m going to have my friend cut the diamond then we’re going to mount and sell the rings on the black market. Selling a diamond that big outright is stupid. I’m-I’m not going to let you take it from me![fight]
2: Wait- So you’re not after The Pirate Queen’s treasure?
1: Treasure? Isn’t the diamond treasure enough?
2: Wait, hold up. This is perfect.
1: I don’t like where this is going…
2: You want a payday… I need someone expendabl- I mean eager. Willing to go on an all expenses paid road trip?
1: Where are we going?
2: The Cayman Islands. There’s a shipwreck off the northern side of the island that is pretty famous, in that wreck is a chest and the diamond unlocks it.
1: Great, so sounds like I’m headed to the Cayman Islands…You’ve been a big help.
2: I-Wait you… you need me though?
1: Nope. I don’t think I do.
2: But you don’t have anyway of getting there yourself.
1: I assume you have some credit cards on you. Remember, thief?
2: Oh my god. You’re trying to double cross me?
1: Better I do it now than you do it later.[Fight. 2 loses.]
2: You’ve got to be kidding me.
1: Right on cue, STEVE OLD BUDDY, GOT ONE FOR YA! Have fun, Steve’s a blast, but watch out for his stick. He doesn’t go as easy as I do.